Where is this going???

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AHAHHAHAHA i remember this episode

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The zombie apocalypse has begun, my friends.

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A Miami police officer fatally shot a naked man chewing the face of another man Saturday afternoon on a downtown causeway off-ramp, officials said.

The Miami Herald reported that the naked man chewed off half the face of his victim, who is struggling for his life.

Oh fuck.

OH MY FGOD

LYDIA!!! LIKE LYDIA!!! SEE WE NEED TO GO NOW!!!! like seriously we are going to the hide out now i will leave with out you!!!!

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822 notes | 5 days ago

“I held her close to me with my eyes closed, wondering if anything in my life had ever been this perfect and knowing at the same time that it hadn’t. I was in love, and the feeling was even more wonderful than I ever imagined it could be.”

When watching this movie i was bawling close to the end

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17,051 notes | 1 week ago

When five year olds have a phone

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Who are you gonna call?

Barney?!

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No! GHOST BUSTERS!!!!!!!

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70,730 notes | 1 week ago

EXAMS

THAT WAS THE WORST EXAM EVER!!!! stupid mother fudging S1

2 notes | 2 weeks ago

Me and my dad listening to WMYB in the car

One Direction: You're insecure,
Dad: No, I am not.
One Direction: Don't know what for.
Dad: You don't know how to listen.
One Direction: You're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or.
Dad: Okay, thank you.
One Direction: Don't need make up.
Dad: I don't want any.
One Direction: To cover up.
Dad: I let it shine!
One Direction: Being the way that you are is enou-ou-ough.
Dad: I try to stay true to myself.
One Direction: Everyone else in the room can see it.
Dad: Is my fly unzipped?
One Direction: Everyone else but you-ou.
Dad: It is, isn't it?
One Direction: Baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
Dad: Please don't call me baby.
One Direction: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
Dad: I'm pretty sure a 47 year old man won't get a teenage boy overwhelmed.
One Direction: And when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell...
Dad: The floor doesn't make me happy!
One Direction: You don't know-oh-oh!
Dad: I don't know what?
One Direction: You don't know your beautiful!
Dad: Aww! Thanks, boiiis!
One Direction: If only you saw what I can see.
Dad: Just point it out, bud. I'll take a look.
One Direction: You'd understand why I want you so desperatley.
Dad: No.
One Direction: Right now I'm looking at you and I can't belive.
Dad: Believe it then look away.
One Direction: You don't know-oh-oh.
Dad: Oh God, not this again.
One Direction: You don't know you're beautiful oh oh!
Dad: I know I am beautiful, can you please get the memo?
One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful!
Dad: No, my facial features and charming personality make me beautiful.
One Direction: So c-come on! 
Dad: No.
One Direction: You got it wrong.
Dad: No.
One Direction: To prove I'm right I put it in a so-o-ong.
Dad: Unnecessary.
One Direction: I don't know why, you're being shy.
Dad: I don't know why, you're being stupid.
One Direction: And turn away when I look into your ey-ey-eyes.
Dad: We could have a staring contest if you want, That's cool.
 ~CHORUSx2~
One Direction: na na na na na na naaa na na  
Dad: ya ya ya ya ya ya yaaa ya ya 
One Direction: na na na na na na
Dad: oui oui oui oui oui oui
One Direction: na na na na na na naaa na na
Dad: si si si si si si siii si si
One Direction: na na na na na na 
Dad: Why are we so repetitive?
One Direction (Harry's solo): Baby you light up my world like nobody else?
Dad: Do I look like a light bulb?
One Direction: The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
Dad: Why are we so quiet all of a sudden?
One Direction: But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell.
Dad: Oh my god!
~CHORUS~: 
One Direction: You don't know-ow-ow!
Dad: Yes I do.
One Direction: You don't know your beautiful! oh oh
Dad: YES I do. 
One Direction: You don't know your beautiful! oh oh
Dad: YES I DO!
One Direction: That's what makes you beautiful!
Dad: Never doubt it.
Me: Oh my God Dad!
Dad: Can you please give those five homosexuals the key to idiot-ville, because they deserve it.
Dad: BITCH I KNOW I'M BEAUTIFUL, OKAY?

11,909 notes | 2 weeks ago

I teared up a bit when I read this beautiful story

A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call as soon as possible, changed his clothes & went directly to the surgery block. He found the boy’s father pacing in the hall waiting for the doctor. On seeing him, the dad yelled:
“Why did you take all this time to come? Don’t you know that my son’s life is in danger? Don’t U have any sense of responsibility?”

The doctor smiled & said:
“I am sorry, I wasn’t in the hospital & I came as fast as I could after receiving the call…… And now, I wish you’d calm down so that I can do my work”

“Calm down?! What if your son was in this room right now, would you calm down? If your own son dies now what will you do??” said the father angrily

The doctor smiled again & replied: “I will say what Job said in the Holy Book “From dust we came & to dust we return, blessed be the name of God”. Doctors cannot prolong lives. Go & intercede for your son, we will do our best by God’s grace”

“Giving advises when we’re not concerned is so easy” Murmured the father.

The surgery took some hours after which the doctor went out happy,
“Thank goodness!, your son is saved!” And without waiting for the father’s reply he carried on his way running. “If U have any question, ask the nurse!!”

“Why is he so arrogant? He couldn’t wait some minutes so that I ask about my son’s state” Commented the father when seeing the nurse minutes after the doctor left.

The nurse answered, tears coming down her face: “His son died yesterday in a road accident, he was in the burial when we called him for your son’s surgery. And now that he saved your son’s life, he left running to finish his son’s burial.”

Moral-Never judge anyone….. because U never know how their life is & what they’re going through”